Don't know how many of you people have heard of Cracked.com but it's kind of a funny place (sometimes very funny, depending on who's writing the articles) and they have a really awesome forum, which I recently joined. This ain't exactly news, but there was a dude on the forums who posted his work from another site and got accused of plagiarism because they didn't know he was the same dude. I don't want that to happen to me, so if you are here from Cracked, yes I am prungus. That is my name there. I chose it because it is slightly less stupid than my name here, which I have been meaning to change.

Also, if any of you see my stuff posted under a name that is not "prungus", "ACS-001", "Lexa Todd" or "yhigte", it means I've been ripped off and I'd really like if you told me who did it. I might even send you the super-secret "male enhancement" product made by Disney that teaches you to grow a bigger wang just by wishing upon a star.